I love eggs! Aren't they amazing?
They're so versatile.
You can boil them, poach them, fry them, scramble them and you can microwave them (apparently they go off like frigging grenades!) You can fling them, throw them, fire them out of a cannon and drop them on people from a great height. You can blow the yolk out and crack the empty shell on your younger brother's head (of course you don't actually need to remove the yolk to do this but you'd better have a mop to hand...) You can sauté them and you can fricassee them (exactly the same as sauté but with a slightly larger egg) and if you've got enough road to get one up to 88 miles per hour you're going to see some serious shit.
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