How I lost my lunch.

For once this is not a euphemism.

I prepared my food for today last  night as  I always do.  Morning fruit, lunch itself and afternoon fruit.  When carrying the boy and his accoutrements out to the car this morning I put my lunch box on the bonnet so I could get him into his seat.

You can see what's coming can't you?

Vivienne called me 15 minutes later to ask why my lunch was spread all over the street in front of the house.